Honestly, I am a bit apprehensive about sharing this airport security joke. I found it to be very funny, so I hope you do to. If not, my apologies in advance.
Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial/religious profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al Airways is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
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Thanks Carolyn for submitting today’s Israeli Security Joke for Silly Sunday.
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