Kibitz Spot

A guest post from Jessica Wiener highlighting a collection of fun Jewish bumper stickers .  (I edited her original post, to fit Kibitz Spot):

Traditional Jewish bumper stickers include Jewish religious symbols such as:

• A waving flag of Israel.
• The Star of David.
• A menorah.

Other Jewish bumper stickers are phrases in Hebrew. Some are funny, some are serious and some are puns using Hebrew words that sound like English words. Here are several.

• Oy Vey Iz Mir
• L’Chaim
• This bumper sticker is 100% kosher.
• Never Buy Gribinis From A Moyel.
• Gefilte fish.
• •Schvitz Happens.
• Got Oy?
• Shalom, ya’all.
• The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
• Another Jewish bumper sticker shows the flag of Israel with the words, “The other Lone Star State.”
• What business is a yenta in? Yours.
• Everyone loves a Jewish boy.
• Everyone loves a Jewish girl.
• Property of a nice, Jewish boy.
• Member of the Tribe.
• Oy Friggin’ Vey!
• The Sabbath. The rest is up to you.
• Pray for the Shalom in Israel.
• Honk if you celebrate Hanukah.

Here are some famous Jewish jokes that might fit on a bumper sticker. Online sites like CafePress and Print360 can print them for you.

• Milton Berle once said, “Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
• Henny Youngman, the king of the one-liners, said “I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.”
• He also said, “Why do Jewish husbands die before their wives? They want to.” Another of his lines was “Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.”

Bio:  Jessica is a specialist in manufacturing bumper stickers. When she is not writing for Print360.com, you can find her cooking up a storm in her kitchen.

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