Rabbi Joke for Silly Sunday

July 29, 2012 8 Comments

Silly Sunday Joke

This week Kibitz Spot is participating in the Silly Sunday meme, hosted at Laugh Quotes (my other blog). The rules are simple, post something funny and link up.

The Rabbi

A man goes to see the Rabbi. ‘Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.’

The Rabbi asked, ‘What’s wrong?’

The man replied, ‘My wife is poisoning me.’

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, ‘How can that be?

The man then pleads, ‘I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?’

The Rabbi then offers, ‘Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.’

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?’

The man said “yes” and the Rabbi replied, ‘Take the poison’

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The rabbi joke submitted by Steve of Bethere2day. If you haven’t read Bethere2day, you are missing out on some great laughs.
Thanks Steve!

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Currently there are "8 comments" on this Article:

  1. Joyce says:

    That bad, huh? LOL.
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  2. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahaha. She must be something else.

    Sorry I’m so late. I was without Internet for most of the day.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
    Comedy Plus recently posted..Silly Sunday #41My Profile

  3. stevebethere says:

    Sorry I’m late too I forgot all about Silly Sunday and to do a post arrrghhh! LOL

    have a loopy week I know I will :-)
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  4. Peter says:

    Wow, that must really be big. I mean, which Rabbi in his right mind will recommend somebody to take poison?
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