Don’t Lie To The Kids for Silly Sunday

September 23, 2012 3 Comments

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Don’t Lie To The Kids

don't lie to the kidsThe only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quick bout of love making’ with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Snickers Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

‘There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,’ he shouted.

‘An ambulance just drove by!’

‘Looks like the Anderson ‘s have company,’ he called out.

‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

‘Jason is on his skate board!’

After a few moments he announced, ‘Mr and Mrs Cooper are getting it off!!’

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’

‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Snickers Bar!!!’

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Today’s Silly Sunday Joke submitted by Steve.  Don’t miss his very funny blog: Bethere2day.
Thanks Steve!

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Currently there are "3 comments" on this Article:

  1. Joyce says:

    That’s funny!
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  2. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Kids are way smarter than we give them credit. Good one Rhonda.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
    Comedy Plus recently posted..Silly Sunday #49My Profile

  3. Meiko Lucas says:

    I AM SCARED NOW!!! I tell my three year to get busy with painting or things that he likes to eat.. He is too young to understand..but I am sure now that he must be suspicious :) !!!
    Meiko Lucas recently posted..Types of Air Conditioning UnitsMy Profile

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