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Coffee Joke for Silly Sunday *Linky

November 13, 2011 12 Comments
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”. The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here …

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Meeting Mom – A Silly Sunday Joke

November 6, 2011 6 Comments
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Link up with Silly Sunday Hosted by Laugh Quotes. Mister Linky’s Magical Widgets — Auto-Linky widget will appear right here! This preview will disappear when the widget is displayed on your site. For best results, use HTML mode to edit this section of the post. Did you laugh at Meeting Mom?

Silly Sunday – (part 2) Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say

October 29, 2011 8 Comments
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More Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say (this is part 2) “Just live with him… you don’t have to marry him… I don’t need any grandchildren.” “Be good and for your birthday I’ll buy you a motorcycle!” “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Don’t bother wearing a jacket …

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Silly Sunday – Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say

October 23, 2011 12 Comments
Things a Jewish Mother Would Never Say

Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say (part 1) “Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know.” “I don’t have a tissue with me — just use your sleeve.” “Well, if Timmy’s Mom says it’s okay, that’s good enough for me.” “Of course you should walk to school and back. What’s …

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Jewish Hieroglyphics – A Silly Sunday Joke

October 15, 2011 15 Comments
Jewish Hieroglyphics

Written across the wall of the cave were the following hieroglyphics symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a …

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