A Coffee Joke About a Man and Wife and a Cup of Coffee

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.

The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.”

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:


Credit: I found this on at Jokes For Baby Boomers from the funny Tony Payne

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  1. Lynne says:

    Very nice! Love it!

  2. Joyce says:

    Good one.

  3. Julie says:

    Thanks for the chuckle!

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  5. Donna Hole says:

    Very funny, yes πŸ™‚ I wish I could think of jokes this good.


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