Two Funny Hanukkah Jokes and a Great Quote

Two quick Hanukkah jokes for Silly Sunday and a great Quote from Golda Meir:

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A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The woman says, “Oh my God. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”

The Hanukkah Sweater

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”

A Quote from Golda Meir:

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil! – Golda Meir

 

Still want more? Check out The Big Book of Jewish Humor.

Comments

  1. Comedy Plus says:

    I loved the last one the very best.

    Have a terrific day and happy holidays to you and yours. 🙂

  2. Joyce says:

    Funny. You know the reindeer stamp is not kosher. Not because it’s a reindeer of course but because in order for a Chanukah menorah to be kosher, the eight candles have to be at the same height. Also, there can never be one of the eight that is higher than the shamash. Daggumit! It would have been funny to have a kosher reindeer menorah.

    Thanks for the laughs!

  3. stevebethere says:

    Heheh! I also liked the last one best 🙂

  4. Julie says:

    Who knew Golda Meir was a comedian?! Great family jib jab card!

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