Jewish Hieroglyphics (a joke)

Written across the wall of the cave were the following hieroglyphics symbols:

Jewish Hieroglyphics

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:

Jewish Hieroglyphics

“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.”

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow, they seek food from the sea.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

Jewish Hieroglyphics

“Idiots…Hebrew is read from right to left… It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick”

Did you figure out the hieroglyphics?

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Comments

  1. Jim says:

    Cute joke.

  2. Joyce says:

    That’s hysterical! LOL!

  3. stevebethere says:

    Heheh! funny, I never saw that coming πŸ™‚

    • Rhonda says:

      That is exactly what I thought when I heard it, surprise ending, but hilarious. πŸ™‚
      And your joke was awesome πŸ™‚

  4. Julie says:

    Cute and clever! I’m also still laughing from your latest comment on my blog! How do you do it?!

  5. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Yep it was just that simple.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

  6. oh, I tried to figure it out but I forgot the left to right thing…lol

  7. Tony Payne says:

    Good one, an old one but a great joke, a very clever one too.
    Love the layout of the site, I will have to dig out some good Jewish jokes.

  8. Mike says:

    That’s funny. Didn’t expect that.

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